What I Would Do With $1,000

  1. Tell my Girlfriend I have $300 and spend $250 on her.
  2. Buy some black market blood pressure medication (just in case).
  3. Buy a TV after I try and convince myself to spend the money paying off my car.
  4. Gain 50 lbs from all the dinners and beer a grand can buy.
  5. Give it to a very needy Charity. She works at The Bush and she’s having a really tough time right now.
  6. New computer.
  7. The best G-D Pizza Party you’ve ever seen, son!
  8. Get a Hang Drum.
  9. VEGAS, BABY!!!
  10. One month’s rent. Which is really depressing.

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