It's the weekend!!! Get Drunk and Laid!
For the ladies...
and finally something to tide the Dude over till Monday.
By Alice | August 22, 2008
The Electric Lunch
Subway 6-inch meal deal
Free Music Monday
Win the new Slipknot CD - All Hope Is Gone
Happy Birthday Stevo!!!
Yeah I know his 21st was on Monday, but I'm busy! So lets start this again.
Oh yeah! KWHL's weekend Warrior and ambiguous robo-lover has turned 21! I would love to go into detail of how awesome the angry S.O.B is bu...
By Alice | August 20, 2008
I did it!!!
I finally got off my ass and witnessed what everyone else has been talking about; "The Dark Knight". it was really good. For only seeing one other Heath Ledger Movie (i.e. "A Knights Tale") He was a good actor. The Batma...
By Alice | August 13, 2008
HEY!
Don't talk to me while I'm taking a crap, a duce, dropping bombs, pooping, a Tito or take the Browns to the Super Bowl. That is all.
By Alice | July 30, 2008
"Oops, my bad." Classic Movies I Haven't Seen.
Yup, I'm one of the 12 people who haven't seen "The Dark Knight". So here's a list of others "Classics" that for one reason or another, have yet to see.
Back To The Future
The Transporter
The Bourne Identity
...
By Alice | July 25, 2008
Songs About Food
Weird Al - Eat itAl+The Japanese=BonerClutch - WishboneB-52's - Rock LobsterExtra fun Botch doing a math-metal Rock Lobster Cover!Blur - Coffee and TVnot really about food but the video is one of my 90's favorites.The Fa...
By Alice | April 16, 2008
New Rules For The Office
-No Microwave Popcorn (If I can't blacken your lungs with smoke, then you can't butter my lungs with your Ultra Theatre Butter Jiffy Pop)-I don't give a damn what time it is. You drink the last bit from a pot of coffee,...
By Alice | April 9, 2008
Tell me if I spell something wrong
Jesus people, do you WANT me to look like and idiot! Lord knows how long I had a blog titled "An Oldie But it Doen't Suck". Please!!!! I AM stupid but I would like my internet persona to be percieved as some...
By Alice | April 4, 2008
An Oldie but it don't suck too much.
The year: 2006?
The Event: The Bob and Mark welcome back party?
Where: Latitude 61(rip)
By Alice | March 20, 2008
An open letter to myself
Subject: Hey me, check this out!Dear me,You suck. Your voice pierces like the stab from a thousand rapiers plummeting into my ear canals whenever you decide to open you ugly, stupid, venomous mouth.
To reiterate……di...
By Alice | March 13, 2008
*Sigh*
I wanted to do something nice for Tito our fantastic night guy. After "Board Night" at Humpy's I brought him some of their famous Halibut Tacos....Welllllllll. He likes Halibut he looooves tacos, but for some reason he d...
By Alice | March 6, 2008
Disastrously Funny.
So there's this Finnish "musician" named Santeri Ojala. His Shtick is to take metal songs and re-dub his own guitar solos over them. He does rape the classics but the results are very funny. And here's the bastard himse...
By Alice | February 13, 2008
Sympathy For The Devil.
I know that by being a Miami fan I should be happy about the Patriots crushing SuperBowl defeat. But some how I can't help but feel...well...Bad.
I can only imagine that it kind of feels like this.
By Alice | February 5, 2008
100% True Alice Facts!
I can't turn my left hand over, so that my palm is facing up. (Don't ask me why, just born that way, it's a problem with my elbow.) My birthday is July(fire sign) 25th 1983 (year of the pig...I prefer the term boar myse...
By Alice | January 31, 2008
KWHL Slogan Contest
Here's the rules. (it's really easy I promise) Leave a comment on this blog with a slogan for KWHL that you created. Make is no nastier than a hard PG-13. Here's my example: "Kwhl...Now that's a lot of Sperm." So there...
By Alice | January 14, 2008
A video of my favorite person.
Me!!!! Very drunk. I have yet to watch the entire video because 1. I look very fat (cause I am) 2. It's kind of embarrassing to see yourself that s*%tfaced.
By Alice | December 27, 2007
The great cover-up
Just thinkn' bout cover songs. The, good, the bad, the entertaining. Here's a short list of my favorites.
Throwdown - Baby Got Back (sooo awesome)
Godfinger - 99 Red Balloons
System Of A Down - Snow Blin...
By Alice | December 10, 2007
Lets get cute :)
What is the cutest word you know? Log on and post a cute word comment.
By Alice | November 13, 2007
This guy pisses me off.
This is the exact conversation I had with this gentleman. How do I know?....I was recording the whole thing.Alice: Hey KWHL what's up?Douche Bag: Hey it's Beatnik.Alice: What's up dude? (I just love repeating myself)Douc...
By Alice | November 6, 2007
Favorite KWHL tunes.
With so many great songs to choose from, it's incredibly difficult to choose favorires, however here is a list of songs that stand out in my mind....P.S. If you know me personally you know that I have a very discerning...
By Alice | October 18, 2007
Ask me one question.
Ask me one question. Come one come all, and ask upon the radio DJ. Whatever you want answered just go ahead and ask. ANYTHING, I will be honest and give you a straight forward answer to even the most personal question…...
By Alice | September 13, 2007
Survive these videos
#1 The Dillinger Escape Plan-The Mullet Burden.Dan Deacon-The Crystal Cat.
By Alice | August 14, 2007
Who likes penis more?
Le' Chiche Chewbacca, equip with full flaming Dandy Warhol?Or the guy that fell out of Harry Potter's butt after a night of mystical David Bowie butt lovin'?
By Alice | August 10, 2007
Vacation Diary, day 1.
Wednesday, August 1st 2007.8:07amI awoke to the crisp chime of my Bulova alarm clock, as is custom in my morning rituals. Focusing my eyes I gazed the Baltic Panel ceiling, “Virgin Glow” I believe the sales man had d...
By Alice | August 3, 2007
S.P.A.M Part 1
Stupid.
People.
And.
Myspace.
=Stupid Myspace Names.
From the poetic to completely nonsensical myspace has a barrage of wacky user names. I currently have a friend list of 604 friends. From these friends I will brea...
By Alice | July 6, 2007
Road To Meltdown Round (all ages)
Was fantastic! Congrats on the surprising tie between Fallen Hero and Korupture. So Saturday be at the Downstairs at Club Millennium to bare witness to the second round of compition for the opening slot at Summer Meltdow...
By Alice | June 18, 2007
Recipe for a Saturday night
Ingredients
• One KWHL morning show producer
• 750mL Hard Alcohol
• One half ounce tears
• Two dirty magazines (Farmyard Lover Monthly, Inches, etc)
• Three pounds chocolate
• One pillow, fluffy
• F...
By Alice | June 7, 2007
How it begins every morning
Every once in a while we get a chance to peer into the lives of those who make the magic happen. We go through our daily routine not knowing just how it is that the special things in life (like the Bob and Mark morning s...
By Alice | June 7, 2007
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