http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSx-cBzy8kA
By Alice | May 3, 2011
I don't have any tattoos, but if I ever decide to get one (or seven) maybe I'll choose from this list of ideas.
-The Seven Dwarfs doing a midget pyramid.
-A number 5 smoking a joint (I'll call it my "High Five").
-Thi...
By Alice | February 22, 2011
I like big butts.
By Alice | February 16, 2011
Things I want to do before I die.
1. Win a Scrabble game.
2. Take Mediterranean cruise.
3. Become a Power Ranger.
4. Visit Paris.
5. Skydive.
6. Commercially release an album of music.
7. Eat 3 thick steaks in o...
By Alice | February 9, 2011
I make New Years Resolutions that I can actually keep.
1. Sleep in more.
2. Stay up later.
3. Eat the WHOLE thing.
4. Do less work.
5. Yell at more dumbass Alaskan drivers.
6. Start smoking two packs a day.
By Alice | January 3, 2011
Apiary. What it's not:
Monkey Milk
A Pair
Gorilla Daycare
Some Super Cool Bro-ed Out Hat.
A City In North Or South America.
Milk Shooting Out Of A Kittens Nose.
What IS an Apiary?
......
What should you do? Loo...
By Alice | August 30, 2010
So, My Birthday is on July 25th. Here some gift ideas.
THINGS I WANT!
Sex with...
THEM! Make it happen internet.
By Alice | July 19, 2010
(All Top 10 Categories submitted from fans of the KWHL Facebook)
"Top 10 things you (I) do when you're (I'm) drunk
10. Watch the Wire
9. Eat Pizza
8. Cry
7. Talk Mad S**t on Facebook
6. Write Jokes about being drun...
By Alice | June 10, 2010
Here are many, MANY top 10 lists. As suggested by fans of KWHL.
"Top 10 Things About Alice"
10. Birthplace: Anchorage, Ak
9. Zodiac Sign: Leo
8. Occupation: Disc Jockey
7. Favorite Pig-Out Food: Hot Wings
6. Lost...
By Alice | June 10, 2010
I've been doing Stand-Up Comedy these past couple months. I love it but I'm still very new to it. So BEFORE I post vidoes of myself here are some of the WORST bits ever caught on the Internet.
Hold on.. that was kind...
By Alice | April 28, 2010
Can I go to hell from pushing a man who has one foot?
The Sound Of Music is a annoying movie.
I'm reading Chuck Klosterman's "Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs" for the second time, while on the toilet.
I haven't spit on the...
By Alice | April 5, 2010
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By Alice | March 16, 2010
Look at these vids.. They are awesome!
By Alice | March 12, 2010
10. "Ab-so-lutely"
9. "Hey KWHL"
8. "Right On!"
7. "I know, right?"
6. "F**ck That Noise"
5. "Yes Sir!"
4. "Oh, I'm Sorry"
3. "TRRRRRROOOOOOOOYYY!!!!"
2. "You got it"
1. "... And Three Double Cheeseburgers."...
By Alice | February 10, 2010
By Alice | February 3, 2010
Wanted to let you know that KWHL is bring up Korn March 27th to the Dena'ina Center!
So what now?
Haven't blogged in a bit and I've don't have much to say... Soooooooooooooooooooooooo.
By Alice | January 18, 2010
These are not resolutions (in the metaphorical sense) These are activities I want to participate in: Lose WeightLearn how to use that Gawg Darn FacebookLearn a bit of real FrenchHave Sex with a femaleMake THE anti Viral...
By Alice | December 31, 2009
A short film for Slipknot's "Snuff" copy and paste the link to view.
http://video.aol.com/aolvideo/AOL Music/snuff/57954600001
By Alice | December 29, 2009
VERY NSFW LANGUAGE!
Mickey Rourke does some voice acting in an upcoming video game called "Rogue Warrior", during the end credits "The Wrestler" spits a very naughty rap where he F**ks up all sorts of fools. Would you...
By Alice | December 2, 2009
This last Tattoosday (11/17/09) I asked the coolest people in the world aka the KWHL listener (you) to send in photos of your BAD tattoo. It's nothing to be ashamed of, perhaps a lil' embarrassing but it adds such charac...
By Alice | November 20, 2009
Bob
Mr. Fantastic!
Mark
The Thing!
Porno Brad
Jim "The Anvil" Neidheart
Alice
"Nothing Hurts" The Blob!
Tito
Dr. Manhattan
Ogre
Comic Book Guy
"Worst Blog Ever!" hahahahahaha!
Stevo!...
By Alice | November 13, 2009
...A blog inspired by Eugene Mirman http://eugenemirman.com/
Things I could be doing other than this...
-Feeding a dragon some candy-corn through a comically large silly straw... Making said straw HILARIOUS!
-Employ...
By Alice | November 10, 2009
This drawring is called "Freak Dean" done by Alice. Who is enjoying his not doing reviews. Tuesdays can suck it.
Reviews will return... Sooner or later.
By Alice | November 3, 2009
Ghostbusters - Hoobastank
Cover of Ray Parker Jr.’s “Ghostbusters”. Who stole the riff from Huey Lewis And The News, now done by Hoobastank!
By Alice | October 28, 2009
Stevo:
On-Air: Mon-Mon 2am-6am Fun Facts: -Son of Joey Sh**head and Joan Jett-Interned for MST3k from March of 1990 to September of 1993.-Owns the complete set of Alf Pogs
Susynn:
On-Air: 6am-10am Saturdays
Fun Fa...
By Alice | October 19, 2009
Kwhl was born a poor black child June 3rd 1982 in Harlem, NY
Kwhl's first Dj was Eddie P.
Kwhl is banned in 16 states and 2 continents.
Kwhl's first drink was Johnny Walker Black.
Kwhl has never been married and has...
By Alice | October 12, 2009
These are ALL fictional:
DumpStar
Crazy Walt and the Dumpster Divers
Little Crybabby-Boogerton
Psykick!
Senteced To Rock
L.O.L (Laughing On Ledges)
Bubblegum
Real band names comming soon.
If you have any cool ba...
By Alice | October 7, 2009
A 12-minute documentary about Alice in Chains.
Alice In Chains "Black Gives Way to Blue" Short Film
By Alice | September 21, 2009
R.I.P Mr. Patrick Swayze. I never watched your movies, but I'm sure you were one cool guy... And point Break was totally boss.
By Alice | September 14, 2009