add 700 pounds of fat
two pinches of self-loathing
a dash of humiliation
and three seasons of arrested development
puree and enjoy!
By Doughboy | August 10, 2008
None stick platter death
Thrust into pre-heated stove
Emerge ginger bread fool.
White skin I am born
In shadows don't look at light
Or become Toastboy.
Serve with side of milk
On a dish Kris Kringle comes
Bit...
By Doughboy | August 5, 2008
I tend to be a dork...today I got my new camera...the Nikon D80 for any of you photo geeks. As I was learning about all of my new equipment, I put on the season premier of the Family Guy the I DVRed. As many of you kno...
By Doughboy | September 25, 2007