add 700 pounds of fat two pinches of self-loathing a dash of humiliation and three seasons of arrested development     puree and enjoy!   

None stick platter death Thrust into pre-heated stove Emerge ginger bread fool. White skin I am born In shadows don't look at light Or become Toastboy. Serve with side of milk On a dish Kris Kringle comes Bit...

I tend to be a dork...today I got my new camera...the Nikon D80 for any of you photo geeks. As I was learning about all of my new equipment, I put on the season premier of the Family Guy the I DVRed. As many of you kno...