Totally Made Up Facts Just For You

Ludicrous Speed:

The German autobahn does indeed have a posted speed limit. There is one sign placed at the exact midpoint of the highway. The speed limit posted is 2 googles. There has yet to be a single recorded violation.

Washington’s Pesticide Brew:

Pesticide was invented when George Washington would drink a mixture of whiskey and garlic every morning to keep termites and other insects from ruining his wooden teeth.

A Powdered Concoction:

Tang wasn’t the astronauts’ original choice for a beverage on the space missions; they themselves had chosen a powdered form of both Mr. Pibb and Red Vines. Budget cuts by NASA however deemed the mix too crazy delicious…. and expensive.

Moon Cookies:

Astronaut John Glenn once owned several thousand shares of stock in Keebler brand cookies. He loved the cookies so much that he proposed they create a special type of Keebler elf cookie that could be eaten in space. The Keebler company declined Glenn’s request, saying that the product would never sell. John Glenn became so enraged by their refusal to make the space cookies that he immediately sold his entire stock, and went into the forest to chop down every tree he thought contained the ficticious, cookie making elves.