My beef with the other red meat

In addition to being KWHL's newest and lamest DJ, I hold a job in downtown Anchorage as an Italian Caterer (ok, pizza delivery guy) to pay the bills. This last Sunday my normal, easy delivery job was upset greatly. The cause of the ordeal? It can be traced to two sinister individuals: Bob and Mark. The first annual running of the reindeer brought out a record number of people, far more than have ever come down for Rondy or the Iditarod in the past that I have seen. They blocked off a few blocks of fourth avenue to let the event unfold, making driving to and from my place of employment (half a block from the action) nearly impossible. The poor driving habits of your average Anchorage driver coupled with the throngs of weirdos on foot made getting around a pain in the ass. It took me 5 minutes just to cross H street at one point! There were people dressed up in costumes, others were drunk EARLY in the afternoon. It was chaos, and I have the morning show guys to blame for creating such a catastrophe. Thanks Bob and Mark