Im a differnt kiend of learn'ed

It's come to my attention especially recently that I am the "dumbest" person here at KWHL. I can't spell, I read slow (this is not to say I don't read. I'll have you know I've read Pooch Cafe for years now)

No, I'm a different kind of smart i.e Street Smarts, Social Smarts or Fart Smarts. But when it comes to the literary intelligence of Stevo, the quick wit of Ogre, the computer savy that is contained in Doughboy's love-oven or the near College-Boy brilliance of Tito, I sadly can not hold a candle.

But before you get too bored and look at Tito's seven legged spider (no not his penis) take a look and allow me to prove that I'm more than just a alcoholic that watches far too much BSG.

In short.... I THINK ABOUT DEEP, COMPLEX AND SMART THINGS TOO GUYS!.

First I tackle the complexity of zoology

I use complex and foreign words like furzen wich simply means....

And if I haven't blown your mind with intelligence yet, allow my Coup de grâce be my mathmatical uses in music

And you can't be smart if you don't like sociological art of the Documentary