HEY! OVER HERE. I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY!

Blogging is the new Sitting alone in my basement watching "How I Met Your Mother" on DVD

Beard and Scarf is the new Beer Helmet and Flip-Flops

Digging in your ear is the new Biting your nails

Six Feet Under is the new Happy Hour

Twitter is the new girlfriend who won't shut up about every G.D. thing she did all day.

Pineapple express is the new coolest movie I've seen in a really long time.

Boneristic is the new Hott

Thank you for your time. I hope you learned something.