Things I could be doing other than this...
By Alice | November 10, 2009
...A blog inspired by Eugene Mirman http://eugenemirman.com/
Things I could be doing other than this...
-Feeding a dragon some candy-corn through a comically large silly straw... Making said straw HILARIOUS!
-Employing migrant workers to perform Winger covers in chicken outfits performing to a television playing Mulholland Drive... Because 4chan told me it will sync up.
-Making a post-it stick one-man show called "My Big Fat Either Binge: A Cosby Presentation".
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