Top 10's

"Top 10 Things About Alice"
10. Birthplace: Anchorage, Ak
9. Zodiac Sign: Leo
8. Occupation: Disc Jockey
7. Favorite Pig-Out Food: Hot Wings
6. Lost Virginity: 17 (ooooohhh Yeahhhh!)
5. Favorite Movie: (Comedy) Something About Mary (Drama) Fargo
4. Favorite Band: Tool
3. How Long Have I been Growing This Beard?: Like 8 Months
2. I hate Water Chestnuts
1. I Play Drums and bass. (I'm the Rhythm section from Hell)

"Top 10 Reasons Why you shouldn't chase a midget in yellow spandex and tube socks while he is walking his dog"
10. because
9. If
8. You
7. Catch
6. Him
5. He'll
4. Blow
3. His
2. Rape
1. Whistle

"Top 10 favorite things to do in anchorage, on a rainy day".
10. Take a crap in a busy public restroom (makes you feel like your trapped in a haunted house)
9. Make a Top 10 List of Things to do on a rainy day
8. Do drugs and watch the "Sex In The City" Movie
7. Go check out the new Movie Theater
6. Find the best Gyro in Anchorage
5. Watch an entire season of "How I Met Your Mother"
4. Write the pros and cons of hot chocolate
3. Porn
2. Write a Rap song, perform it at an Open-Mic and get rich
1. Come See Alice perform Stand-Up Comedy this Saturday at the Wildberry Theater at 9pm. $15

"Top 10 Top things you should make out of Ramen."
10. A Romelette
9. Chicken Ramen bleu
8. A Dog House
7. A Hat
6. Add an Egg and pretend the dish is Asian
5. Boil the Noodles and shape it into a ball, let the ball dry, then throw it at a newly Married Couple!
4. Steak
3. Snort the Ramen Powder (that's not really MAKING anything, but whatever)
2. Ramen-Ramen (Make Ramen with Ramen)
1. Rob Pattinson!