Top 10's Part Duex

"Top 10 things you (I) do when you're (I'm) drunk
10. Watch the Wire
9. Eat Pizza
8. Cry
7. Talk Mad S**t on Facebook
6. Write Jokes about being drunk
5. Call Bob lester
4. Throw up
3. Say stuff like "OMG, I know Right?!"
2. Ask Stools for directions to Earth
1. Sing Louis, Louis

"Top 10 things to have during the zombie apocalypse"
10. Shotgun
9. Bullets
8. A RV
7. A Knife or Sword
6. MRE's
5. Clean Water
4. More Guns
3. 2 changes of clothes
2. A companion
1. The ability to kill anyone when they turn

"Top 10 Top ten reasons people in anchorage can't drive "
10. Leprosy
9. The Democrats
8. They're all old
7. Cell phones and texting
6. They think YOU can't drive
5. Weed
4. Rocking too hard to KWHL
3. They're "Special"
2. A half inch of snow
1. They're not you.

"Top 10 Alaska Party Spots"
10. My Mom's House
9. My buddy Caleb's place
8. My place
7. Joey's place
6. Wherever Shy Bones is playing
5. The Peanut Farm
4. My Grandma's Hizzy
3. The Gutter
2. Big Lake in January
1. The KWHL Studio!