What year were you born?


What holiday is closest to your birthday?

4th of July

If you named a band after your birth-month and your pet, what would it be?

Sassy July

Who is your 9th contact in your phone?


How old will you be in 5 years?


Where was the last place you went?

Troy’s house to record drums for the new Shy Bones Album.

Do you have a twin?

Yes, a good one.

What was the last movie you watched?

Cannibal Holocaust

Are you afraid of shots (needles)?

Just call me Keith Richards.

What color are the walls of the room you are in?

padded white. (hahahahaha)

If you were in an accident, would you rather lose a hand or an ear?

Ear, because I can’t hear anyway.

Have you ever dyed your hair an unnatural color?

Once in middle school I dyed it green. Did not turn out cool.

If a gorilla and a horse had a baby, what would the new creature be called?


How’s your heart lately?


Favorite fruit?

F**k Fruit!

Are you scared of spiders?


If someone doesn’t like you, it’s usually because … ?

I made a fart.

Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?

Only when I try to sneak into a room to watch people have sex.