Turn ons:
Our men and women who serve our country…I LOVE YOU
Girls kissing girls
NFL Football (Go Steelers)
Free anything
Girls kissing girls
Madden football / Video games
Punching stupid people

Turn offs

Any sentence that starts with why do or why don’t you play…
Most People
Tourists
Dumb Drivers
People who talk to me in the Bathroom
Stupid People
Prize Pigs
People who ask what station I work for then say I don’t listen.
Gas prices
Commercials at the Movies…I don’t remember paying for that.

Favorite Food: Anything chocolate and anything unhealthy
Favorite Candy: Peanut butter Cups
Favorite Tv Show: NFL….Goooo Steelers
Favorite Movie: Band of Brothers / Lesbian Porn
Favorite Booze: Jagar / Red Headed Sluts
Favorite Cartoon: South Park DUH
Favorite Music Artist: Slipknot / Korn / Beatles, Yea that’s right I said the Beatles
Best live show: Pink Floyd / Iron Maiden
First Concert: AC/DC and then I went backstage and got smashed