Who’s using your bed?

A company in Spain just created a mattress called the Smarttress that has a feature called the, quote, “lover detection system.”

What does that mean?  The mattress has built-in sensors that can tell if someone’s having SEX, and if it detects some fornicating, it sends an alert to your phone.

The company says it’s their solution to the, quote, “global infidelity crisis” in other words, you’ll know if your significant other is doin’ it with someone else on your bed.  There’s no word on when this could ship or how much it’ll cost.

My one request for a bed like this is a Venus flytrap mode where it catches the unfaithful party and keep them wrapped up until you get home.

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